It’s not the writing that’s hard…
…it’s all the coffee and bourbon.
I still remember my first professionally published piece. It was an article on time management for the S.C. Johnson employee newsletter. Not exactly hard-hitting journalism, but I proudly hung it on my fridge for a good two, three months. Then we took it down. I mean, kudos to me but it was covering up the grocery list.
Besides, hard-hitting journalism and floor wax aren’t really my thing. I’d rather write about freelancing, productivity and stuff that makes you think about this super weird world we live in and why we get on Facebook when we’re drunk.
Curl up with your iPad, a full glass of wine and read some of my work:
My LinkedIn profile is my resume.
I’m available for hire on a contract basis.* My current rate is .15 per word, $35/hour (negotiable for longer contracts).
I can help you with:
- Marketing copy
- Emails (fluent in Mailchimp & AWeber)
- Punching up a bland piece
- Dialogue that makes soymilk squirt out your nose
Get in touch and let’s do your thing! Contact me
*If you need to make it a W-2 because of California laws, that’s fine.